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More intelligent.

I have had this comment SO many times its not funny. I think because I am blonde they expect me to be stupid and then they find out the truth and get all intimidated! If any man is intimidated by my intelligence then it’s time to say – NEXT!

thingsmyexsaid

Let me clear up one mystery of the mythology of Woman. When we’re little, around 7 or 8 years old, we discover we fall into a category: we can be pretty, or we can be smart. Sometimes, life chooses for us. Other times, it’s a conscious choice we make that shapes the entirety of our lives. But never, never can a girl be both.

More intelligent than I thought

Oh wait. That’s pure and utter bullshit.

Thanks, guy. I’m glad you came in with low expectations!

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The biggest lie of them all…

The easiest lie that rolls off the tongue. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that, I might be able to pay my tax bill lol!

thingsmyexsaid

To round out the weekend, I thought I’d level the playing field a bit. Here’s a quote by everyone, ever.

I'll Call you

Not even if you and I had the last phones on earth.

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You have a girlfriend.

Yep…here’s another of my prince charmings lol!

thingsmyexsaid

I can think of more than just the obvious reason not to have sex with this guy.

Clearly, he thinks the elephant in the room isn’t his absent girlfriend.

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It’s you I think about.

I really felt so very special receiving this sentiment from someone I loved who would much rather shag someone else and think of me then really be with me.

thingsmyexsaid

Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.

It's you I think about

Guess which one you make me want to do.

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Our 100th Post!

Don’t be a disaster then lol!

thingsmyexsaid

It’s ThingsMyExSaid‘s 100th post!! Oh my gosh! We’re so old! And to celebrate, I thought what better way than to share one of my personal favorites. I’ve been saving this one for a special day. I think you can guess why.

Quotes for your website

Note to self: if he’s making it onto this website before he’s your ex, he should be your ex.

Got a quote you’d like to share? Send in your quotes and see that lemon of an ex turned into comedic lemonade!

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Being with you.

OMG! It’s the Scientist!

thingsmyexsaid

This might be the ultimate version of “it’s not you, it’s me.”

don't want to be in a relationship with anyone

You’ve actually made me allergic to people. Congratulations for making me want to give up on life. But really, it’s me.

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I am a twitterer!

Hi All,

I have bitten the bullet and joined twitter.  I am Jojogrrl73

See you in the twittersphere!

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